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  • is so unmiserable it hurts.
  • is the city that sleeps just the right amount.
  • is plum happy to be here.
  • loves Taco Tuesdays.
  • is a bothsider.
  • bikes to work every day. Yes, even in winter.
  • doesn't get cold in winter, just awesome.
  • plays by the lake.
  • loves CLE Critical Mass.
  • would love to see a Euclid Beach Park rebirth.
  • can't get enough of one of the world's best orchestras.
  • = way rad.
  • has no grassy knoll (but some pretty incredible Metroparks).
  • loves plums.
  • wants a bratwurst from the West Side Market.
  • was made in 216. Really.
  • is so happy city enthusiasm has made the Cleveland Marathon a race to be reckoned with.
  • doesn't know if $2-burger night at Muldoon's can be beat for a sweet Thursday tradition.
  • thinks the river caught fire just to get your attention.
  • appreciates enthusiasm.
  • hearts long walks on wholly underrated beaches.
  • will try Lake Erie surfing this fall.
  • would host the Olympics, but is a little busy right now.
  • would never be a free agent.
  • loves you too.
  • is home.
  • can't pick a best pizza because they're all pretty damned good.
  • enjoys having all four seasons.
  • plays outside in winter and summer.
  • rides a bike to work.
  • needs to visit A Christmas Story house (again) this year.
  • understands there's so much yet to do.
  • loves it here.
  • high-fives others who love it here too.
  • gets the veggie dog with chorizo chili.
  • enjoys rainy days at the art museum.
  • thinks Ian Hunter rocks as well.
  • believes in the power of innerburbs, uptowns and downtowns.
  • gets excited whenever How I Met Your Mother refers to Ted's NEO origins.
  • believes Liz Lemon actually does heart Cleveland as much as we do.
  • wouldn't mind the return of streetcars.
  • loves to travel the world and then come home to the best place in it.
  • owns, perhaps, too many shirts that mention a love for the city.
  • could probably make a killer plum pudding.
  • always knows which way is north.
  • is really pumped about Collinwood and Gordon Square going awesome.
  • likes to ride the bus all over town.
  • has so much to say.
  • should be in movies, don't you think?
  • will host a bread-pudding tour of Cleveland this fall.
  • has never been to a wig shop, but could tell you where to find one.
  • has a big lake as its backyard.
  • can totally swim to Canada.
  • kayaks the Cuyahoga.
  • wants to make you so freakin' unmiserable you cry. Happy tears.
  • loves Boston cream pie and plans to spark the 2012 revolution that changes its name.
  • feels a little too happy about Presti's bringing back doughnuts.
  • puts the eastside-westside battle aside.
  • crosses the river.
  • sees smart people.
  • has access to some pretty serious health care.
  • doesn't have to pretend getting ripped off on rent is OK.
  • loves architecture.
  • is home to an impressive collection of universities and other higher ed institutions.
  • digs a grid system.
  • loves all of NEO equally. Mostly.
  • thinks you choose to be happy (or not).
  • believes in the magic of a good bread pudding.
  • feels no shame in loving polka.
  • has been to the Cleveland-style Polka Hall of Fame.
  • hearts polkamaster DJ Kishka.

From Asiatown to Hessler Street

What most people outside this city don’t realize is downtown isn’t all of Cleveland. It’s just a small glimmer.

The gem of this place is our network of neighborhoods — from Glenville And St. Clair-Superior to Edgewater and Detroit Shoreway to Tremont and Slavic Village — and the unique character, the experience each offers. Some are more commercial, others are more pedestrian friendly, some need work. But they all add up to the life, food, sites, art, sports, festivals, walks, architecture, people, history, memories and culture that make my CLE just right.

It’s too bad many people don’t realize the fab that out-of-downtown spots can offer. What’s even more too bad: many of those people live in Northeast Ohio.

Wah Lum Kung Fu dragon dance from Cleveland Asian Festival, photo by kerriem3 on FlickrWell, this weekend is prime for exploring two stops on the Cleveland neighborhood tour. That’s right: it’s Cleveland Asian Festival and Hessler Street Fair time!

First Stop: Cleveland Asian Festival
Haven’t been to Asiatown? It’s just outside downtown on the eastside around Payne and Superior Avenues, from the low East 30s to upper East 20s.

It’s not just what other places call “Chinatown.” Our Asian location unites the cultures and communities of Chinese, Taiwanese, Korean, Japanese, Filipino, Indian, Vietnamese, Cambodian, Laotian, Nepalese and Thai in Cleveland. And the Asian Festival is the neighborhood’s signature event that highlights its culture, diversity, people and, of course, food.

Performances will rock the Cleveland Public Power Stage (in the Asia Plaza food court, north of Payne Avenue). Events, activities and performances include:

  • Mame Daiko, Yume Daiko and Icho Daiko Taiko Japanese Drummers (my favorite)
  • Last Comic Standing Dat Phan, Vietnamese comic
  • Great Wall Enrichment Center Chinese Cultural Dance
  • Samosa Eating Competition
  • Yoga and Internal Martial Arts Demonstration
  • Connie Zhang Rising Star Children Acrobatics
  • Asian-indian Women in Ohio Sari-Wrapping Demonstration
  • All-American Karate
  • Nepalese and Indian Cyltural mised Hip Hop
  • Dance Party with DJ Bharat Kumar

To name a few. The festival runs all day Saturday, May 21 and Sunday, May 22. See the full Asian Festival schedule for all performance details, vendor and exhibitor listings, Lolly the Trolley tours and health talks/demos with the Cleveland Clinic, MetroHealth, UH, St. Vincet and other services.

Next stop: Hessler Street Fair, University Circle
Like much of Cleveland, a walk through University Circle reveals its histories through a blend of architecture, rebuild and design that captures your imagination.

Just a walk down Ford Drive takes you past the 1910 Glidden House mansion-turned-boutique-hotel; the swooping silver curves of Frank Genhry’s 2002 Peter B. Lewis Building; the formidable, carved limestone Mather Memorial building. But before you hit Euclid Avenue there’s a brick-road inlet that’s lined with stylish, older residences and ends with a court that’s the last remaining wood-block street in the city.

Hessler Street residents say they organized in 1969 to save their historic neighborhood from being bulldozed for student housing and parking lots, as well as to protect the social and architectural integrity of the block.

It was then, too, that the association launched the Hessler Street Fair, an annual festival featuring arts and crafts, veggie food, street performances and main-stage music.

This year’s event runs Sturday, May 21 and Sunday, May 22, with music by Charlie Mosbrook, Cats on Holiday, Hessler Blues All-Stars, Square Dance, Carlos Jones and the PLUS Band, Gary Hall and more. Arts and crafts vendors offer clothing, jewelry and henna body art, pottery, prints and even glitter.

You can also get a little veggie taste of Cleveland with a range of food vendors, including Algebra Teahouse, Crepe Lady, Dailey’s West Indian Food, Moe’s Ice Cream, No Whey Foods, Plant Kingdom food, Q’s Kettlecorn, Umami Moto and more.

Visit the Hessler Street Fair site for complete schedule and event details, history of the organization, info about the Hessler Chair Project and directions.