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  • is so unmiserable it hurts.
  • is the city that sleeps just the right amount.
  • is plum happy to be here.
  • loves Taco Tuesdays.
  • is a bothsider.
  • bikes to work every day. Yes, even in winter.
  • doesn't get cold in winter, just awesome.
  • plays by the lake.
  • loves CLE Critical Mass.
  • would love to see a Euclid Beach Park rebirth.
  • can't get enough of one of the world's best orchestras.
  • = way rad.
  • has no grassy knoll (but some pretty incredible Metroparks).
  • loves plums.
  • wants a bratwurst from the West Side Market.
  • was made in 216. Really.
  • is so happy city enthusiasm has made the Cleveland Marathon a race to be reckoned with.
  • doesn't know if $2-burger night at Muldoon's can be beat for a sweet Thursday tradition.
  • thinks the river caught fire just to get your attention.
  • appreciates enthusiasm.
  • hearts long walks on wholly underrated beaches.
  • will try Lake Erie surfing this fall.
  • would host the Olympics, but is a little busy right now.
  • would never be a free agent.
  • loves you too.
  • is home.
  • can't pick a best pizza because they're all pretty damned good.
  • enjoys having all four seasons.
  • plays outside in winter and summer.
  • rides a bike to work.
  • needs to visit A Christmas Story house (again) this year.
  • understands there's so much yet to do.
  • loves it here.
  • high-fives others who love it here too.
  • gets the veggie dog with chorizo chili.
  • enjoys rainy days at the art museum.
  • thinks Ian Hunter rocks as well.
  • believes in the power of innerburbs, uptowns and downtowns.
  • gets excited whenever How I Met Your Mother refers to Ted's NEO origins.
  • believes Liz Lemon actually does heart Cleveland as much as we do.
  • wouldn't mind the return of streetcars.
  • loves to travel the world and then come home to the best place in it.
  • owns, perhaps, too many shirts that mention a love for the city.
  • could probably make a killer plum pudding.
  • always knows which way is north.
  • is really pumped about Collinwood and Gordon Square going awesome.
  • likes to ride the bus all over town.
  • has so much to say.
  • should be in movies, don't you think?
  • will host a bread-pudding tour of Cleveland this fall.
  • has never been to a wig shop, but could tell you where to find one.
  • has a big lake as its backyard.
  • can totally swim to Canada.
  • kayaks the Cuyahoga.
  • wants to make you so freakin' unmiserable you cry. Happy tears.
  • loves Boston cream pie and plans to spark the 2012 revolution that changes its name.
  • feels a little too happy about Presti's bringing back doughnuts.
  • puts the eastside-westside battle aside.
  • crosses the river.
  • sees smart people.
  • has access to some pretty serious health care.
  • doesn't have to pretend getting ripped off on rent is OK.
  • loves architecture.
  • is home to an impressive collection of universities and other higher ed institutions.
  • digs a grid system.
  • loves all of NEO equally. Mostly.
  • thinks you choose to be happy (or not).
  • believes in the magic of a good bread pudding.
  • feels no shame in loving polka.
  • has been to the Cleveland-style Polka Hall of Fame.
  • hearts polkamaster DJ Kishka.

Unmiserable posts by editor

Won’t you take me to… Asiatown?

Don’t lie: you didn’t realize until a couple years ago that Cleveland even had an Asiatown. Don’t mistake this neighborhood for your average Chinatown in some other city. We’re talking continental influence. Tour it this weekend at the Cleveland Asian Festival, Saturday, May 19 and Sunday, May 20. Asiatown spans the near-eastside blocks from East [...]

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Evenings and tours in Ohio City

While the 60-beds-with-fab-view Cleveland Hostel doesn’t open until summer 2012, you can sneak a preview at this Weekend in Ohio City. The Evening in Ohio on Saturday and Sunday’s home tours deliver the flavor of Cleveland nearest westside stop, with intimate views of renovated Victorians, tastes from a handful of foodie-approved haunts, brewery sips and an urban-garden visit to boot. Tickets go fast.

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Cleveland Playlist #4: Jarrod Zickefoose

From recording studios, to labels, to poster artists, to instrument manufacturers, Cleveland Kitchen’s Jarrod Zickefoose believes everything a musician needs is right here in Northeast Ohio. Not to mention the overflow of raw talent. Jarrod shares his top 10 local tunes in the fourth installment of CLE Playlist. Have a list to share? See details at the bottom of the story.

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Bikes, chili, polka: oh my!

Oh my, indeed. So. It’s happened. The ultimate convergence of my favorite things. It’s Critical Mass, Respect the Bike (side of Tweed Ride on Saturday, please), Palookafest and Polka Happy Hour on Friday. The weekend continues with Beachland tunes, youth art at 78th Street studios, trail-running, road-racing and Things I’d Do If I Ran the Zoo at our zoo.

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Party up the draft

Will this be next year? The Cleveland Browns take another crack at drafting the team’s future. Opportunities abound to pull up a stool — drink and food specials in hand — and wait with bated breath with a dozens of your closest friends to see what that future may hold. Draft madness starts with parties at Lion on Lorain, as well as the official party at Cleveland Browns Stadium, through Saturday’s MS benefit draft party at Barley House Cleveland.

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Five ways to be sporty

Cavaliers are done. Indians are out of town. And the NFL draft is still about a week away (Trent Richardson, anyone?). Well, sporty spice, sporting times around Northeast Ohio just don’t stop. Pull up a seat, get on a bike, take to your mat or cheer from the sidelines at my top five place to get moving around northeast Ohio this weekend.

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Record Store Day on Waterloo

How big is Record Store Day? Well, the annual event, which has rocked the third Saturday in April since 2008, has its own Wikipedia page to explain itself. It also has an all-Waterloo salute this Saturday, featuring live tunes, new music, special limited releases, deals, prizes, free tickets and the general spirit of celebration that comes with the observance of any good, religious holiday. Patron saint Music Saves opens at noon and lives music takes over Waterloo into the night.

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In the eye of the beholder

Cleveland is no slouch for art. Waterloo isn’t your mama’s Collinwood anymore and 78th Street Studios has been called the westside’s art mecca. Galleries dot the streets of Tremont, Cleveland Heights, Gordon Square and Little Italy. Artwalks abound. The new MOCA in Uptown fills out by the day. And the Cleveland Museum of Art? Well, it’s an economic powerhouse. Art takes many forms. In Cleveland this weekend, you can buy some, watch it happen, look and listen and even contribute to the creation of something beautiful.

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Cleveland playlist #3: Brandon Vulpitta

Brandon Vulpitta admits he’s not a musician; he’s just a fan. His CLE playlist — including tunes by Cloud Nothings, HotChaCha, Herzog, JJ Magazine, Uno Lady and a few others — celebrates the local indie music scene and a collection of right-now bands you can catch a concert venue near you plenty days of the week. Take a listen and then hit a show.

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CLE Rugby roving for a championship

Last weekend I checked out my first rugby game (Cleveland Rovers whooped some Cincinnati Kelts butt!), and I have to say I’m eager to see more. But when I’ve recruited friends to join me field-side, their most common quip is I don’t know junk about rugby. Well, I’ve provided a quick lesson on the game. Now you can take your foundation to Impet Park on Saturday for a Cleveland Rugby doubleheader. The CLE women’s rugby team Iron Maidens play Pittsburgh at 11 a.m., followed by the national champ-seeking Cleveland Rovers against Ohio University at 1 p.m.

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