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• is so unmiserable it hurts.
• is the city that sleeps just the right amount.
• is plum happy to be here.
• loves Taco Tuesdays.
• is a bothsider.
• bikes to work every day. Yes, even in winter.
• doesn't get cold in winter, just awesome.
• plays by the lake.
• loves CLE Critical Mass.
• would love to see a Euclid Beach Park rebirth.
• can't get enough of one of the world's best orchestras.
• = way rad.
• has no grassy knoll (but some pretty incredible Metroparks).
• loves plums.
• wants a bratwurst from the West Side Market.
• was made in 216. Really.
• is so happy city enthusiasm has made the Cleveland Marathon a race to be reckoned with.
• doesn't know if $2-burger night at Muldoon's can be beat for a sweet Thursday tradition.
• thinks the river caught fire just to get your attention.
• appreciates enthusiasm.
• hearts long walks on wholly underrated beaches.
• will try Lake Erie surfing this fall.
• would host the Olympics, but is a little busy right now.
• would never be a free agent.
• loves you too.
• is home.
• can't pick a best pizza because they're all pretty damned good.
• enjoys having all four seasons.
• plays outside in winter and summer.
• rides a bike to work.
• needs to visit A Christmas Story house (again) this year.
• understands there's so much yet to do.
• loves it here.
• high-fives others who love it here too.
• gets the veggie dog with chorizo chili.
• enjoys rainy days at the art museum.
• thinks Ian Hunter rocks as well.
• believes in the power of innerburbs, uptowns and downtowns.
• gets excited whenever How I Met Your Mother refers to Ted's NEO origins.
• believes Liz Lemon actually does heart Cleveland as much as we do.
• wouldn't mind the return of streetcars.
• loves to travel the world and then come home to the best place in it.
• owns, perhaps, too many shirts that mention a love for the city.
• could probably make a killer plum pudding.
• always knows which way is north.
• is really pumped about Collinwood and Gordon Square going awesome.
• likes to ride the bus all over town.
• has so much to say.
• should be in movies, don't you think?
• will host a bread-pudding tour of Cleveland this fall.
• has never been to a wig shop, but could tell you where to find one.
• has a big lake as its backyard.
• can totally swim to Canada.
• kayaks the Cuyahoga.
• wants to make you so freakin' unmiserable you cry. Happy tears.
• loves Boston cream pie and plans to spark the 2012 revolution that changes its name.
• feels a little too happy about Presti's bringing back doughnuts.
• puts the eastside-westside battle aside.
• crosses the river.
• sees smart people.
• has access to some pretty serious health care.
• doesn't have to pretend getting ripped off on rent is OK.
• loves architecture.
• is home to an impressive collection of universities and other higher ed institutions.
• digs a grid system.
• loves all of NEO equally. Mostly.
• thinks you choose to be happy (or not).
• believes in the magic of a good bread pudding.
• feels no shame in loving polka.
• has been to the Cleveland-style Polka Hall of Fame.
• hearts polkamaster DJ Kishka.