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  • is so unmiserable it hurts.
  • is the city that sleeps just the right amount.
  • is plum happy to be here.
  • loves Taco Tuesdays.
  • is a bothsider.
  • bikes to work every day. Yes, even in winter.
  • doesn't get cold in winter, just awesome.
  • plays by the lake.
  • loves CLE Critical Mass.
  • would love to see a Euclid Beach Park rebirth.
  • can't get enough of one of the world's best orchestras.
  • = way rad.
  • has no grassy knoll (but some pretty incredible Metroparks).
  • loves plums.
  • wants a bratwurst from the West Side Market.
  • was made in 216. Really.
  • is so happy city enthusiasm has made the Cleveland Marathon a race to be reckoned with.
  • doesn't know if $2-burger night at Muldoon's can be beat for a sweet Thursday tradition.
  • thinks the river caught fire just to get your attention.
  • appreciates enthusiasm.
  • hearts long walks on wholly underrated beaches.
  • will try Lake Erie surfing this fall.
  • would host the Olympics, but is a little busy right now.
  • would never be a free agent.
  • loves you too.
  • is home.
  • can't pick a best pizza because they're all pretty damned good.
  • enjoys having all four seasons.
  • plays outside in winter and summer.
  • rides a bike to work.
  • needs to visit A Christmas Story house (again) this year.
  • understands there's so much yet to do.
  • loves it here.
  • high-fives others who love it here too.
  • gets the veggie dog with chorizo chili.
  • enjoys rainy days at the art museum.
  • thinks Ian Hunter rocks as well.
  • believes in the power of innerburbs, uptowns and downtowns.
  • gets excited whenever How I Met Your Mother refers to Ted's NEO origins.
  • believes Liz Lemon actually does heart Cleveland as much as we do.
  • wouldn't mind the return of streetcars.
  • loves to travel the world and then come home to the best place in it.
  • owns, perhaps, too many shirts that mention a love for the city.
  • could probably make a killer plum pudding.
  • always knows which way is north.
  • is really pumped about Collinwood and Gordon Square going awesome.
  • likes to ride the bus all over town.
  • has so much to say.
  • should be in movies, don't you think?
  • will host a bread-pudding tour of Cleveland this fall.
  • has never been to a wig shop, but could tell you where to find one.
  • has a big lake as its backyard.
  • can totally swim to Canada.
  • kayaks the Cuyahoga.
  • wants to make you so freakin' unmiserable you cry. Happy tears.
  • loves Boston cream pie and plans to spark the 2012 revolution that changes its name.
  • feels a little too happy about Presti's bringing back doughnuts.
  • puts the eastside-westside battle aside.
  • crosses the river.
  • sees smart people.
  • has access to some pretty serious health care.
  • doesn't have to pretend getting ripped off on rent is OK.
  • loves architecture.
  • is home to an impressive collection of universities and other higher ed institutions.
  • digs a grid system.
  • loves all of NEO equally. Mostly.
  • thinks you choose to be happy (or not).
  • believes in the magic of a good bread pudding.
  • feels no shame in loving polka.
  • has been to the Cleveland-style Polka Hall of Fame.
  • hearts polkamaster DJ Kishka.

Archive for the ‘Music’ Category

Cleveland Playlist #4: Jarrod Zickefoose

From recording studios, to labels, to poster artists, to instrument manufacturers, Cleveland Kitchen’s Jarrod Zickefoose believes everything a musician needs is right here in Northeast Ohio. Not to mention the overflow of raw talent. Jarrod shares his top 10 local tunes in the fourth installment of CLE Playlist. Have a list to share? See details at the bottom of the story.

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Record Store Day on Waterloo

How big is Record Store Day? Well, the annual event, which has rocked the third Saturday in April since 2008, has its own Wikipedia page to explain itself. It also has an all-Waterloo salute this Saturday, featuring live tunes, new music, special limited releases, deals, prizes, free tickets and the general spirit of celebration that comes with the observance of any good, religious holiday. Patron saint Music Saves opens at noon and lives music takes over Waterloo into the night.

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Cleveland playlist #3: Brandon Vulpitta

Brandon Vulpitta admits he’s not a musician; he’s just a fan. His CLE playlist — including tunes by Cloud Nothings, HotChaCha, Herzog, JJ Magazine, Uno Lady and a few others — celebrates the local indie music scene and a collection of right-now bands you can catch a concert venue near you plenty days of the week. Take a listen and then hit a show.

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Cleveland playlist #2: Ryan Kelly

Next in the Cleveland playlist series: Ryan Kelly, who plays drums in Seafair and has been in Cleveland bands Unsparing Sea, Novallos and Martha Dumptruck. He grew up listening to Punk Rock, Hardcore and Hip-Hop music, and his CLE playlist includes the likes of Megachurch, Signals Midwest and Noon, Machine Gun Kelly and Cloud Nothings, to name a few.

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Cleveland playlist #1: John Panza

I was loving on some local music a few weeks ago when a few unmiserable Clevelanders suggested I share some local tunes. Instead of always giving you what’s in my brain, I reached out to some of my favorite local musical practitioners to give me their favorite CLE sounds. John Panza, drummer extraordinaire (of Blaka Watra, Arms & Armour, and Melted Face Constitutional fame) kicks off the Cleveland playlist series with some of his favorite tracks.

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Summer Weekend #1: Ready, go!

It happens every year. So, why am I still shocked when it hits? That week-by-week madness (it’s a happy madness) that takes Cleveland by storm each year. Well, friends: it has begun. We like to call it summer. It starts with the Critical Mass Ride (featuring a wedding in Public Square) on Friday, Cleveland Pride, Larchmere Porchfest and Waterloo on Saturday, and then Coventry Street Fair and International Folk Festival on Sunday. Catch your breath, do some stretches and just get ready to go, go, go.

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Solstice is hot in Cleveland

Sometimes we get flack for lacking the types of social brouhaha that give big lights to some big cities. But Cleveland’s not short on fab parties; flackers just aren’t going to them. But you should. June 25 is the Cleveland Museum of Art’s Summer Solstice Party, an all-night celebration of music, booty-shaking and Cleveland’s creative spirit. The party comes at you in three phases with cash bar and three tiers of admission prices. There’s one for everyone.

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